I finally caved in…
After years and years of running by myself, I have actually joined a local running group.
I have had my GPS watch (Garmin ForeRunner405) for a little over a year…

…and according to my calculations, I have run far enough to go from Virginia Beach, VA to Lexington, KY. That is only about 1.5 miles a day, and that doesn’t seem like much to me…but running to Kentucky sounds more impressive.
So let’s go with the more impressive statistic.
All of that running…except for two 1/2 Marathons and a full Marathon, have been running alone…and now I am going to mix it up a bit.
I met last night with a group of people running the hills at a local landmark. Hill running must be good for you, because I didn’t enjoy it.
Comparing running hills to eating brussel spouts would accurate.
Just to add insult to injury, 12 hours later, I showed up at another event to run a fast paced five miles…with a 1/2 mile warm up and cool down.
The interesting portion of this was meeting new people…with no introduction.
There were eight individuals at my first gathering.
The co-ordinator of the event introduced himself and they went around the circle.
One by one, each person bragged described their training and recent race results.
I was seventh to go, and since the whole thing resembled some kind of sick “Runners Anonymous” meeting in a parking lot…
I said, “Hi. My name is Steve Burgess and I am a runner. I haven’t been running in 27 hours.”
(silence)
Joking about runners TO runners doesn’t go over well.


Have fun with that. And remember to take notes!
I have two characters already…the chances of getting discovered on the blog is increasing and I might have to keep from writing about them here. The funny thing is after running there I go to my favorite gym for a shower with the old hairy guys.
By: boundandgags on October 29, 2009
at 12:08 pm
Pah, that joke should have slayed ‘em!
I laughed. I am glad they didn’t shove “joke boy” in the lake.
By: Taoist Biker on October 29, 2009
at 12:23 pm
Pff. I would have laughed!
So you like the Forerunner? I’ve been shopping GPS watches – really just wanted something simple to track distance and pace, but I would totally geek out about uploading and analyzing my running data…
It is something to geek about…really. There are people that complain about this one, but not me. People will find anything to complain about. You should find someone you know with one of them…and see if you’d like it.
By: Marie on October 29, 2009
at 12:55 pm
I imagine runners are just like bicyclists, only without the unmotorized vehicle protruding out their backside.
“Oh, look at me, I’ve got only 2% body fat and I only eat carrots.”
Whoopidy-friggin’-do. All those muscles and these people can’t even crack a smile. But go find a fat person. Guess what, fatty is smiling cuz fatty is happy. Fat = happy. Bicyclists don’t get that. From the looks of it, these runners don’t either.
People without a sense of humour shouldn’t be allowed out in public.
I am sure there are some of them that have a sense of humor…maybe it was me being the new guy that caused the blank stare. But something like that can only be used one time…and it had to be then. People take themselves too seriously sometimes with exercise, politics or whatever their poison…but, I can be guilty of being inappropriate sometimes too.
By: whatigotsofar on October 29, 2009
at 1:37 pm
Dude, that was funny. Wtf is wrong with them? Maybe they didn’t realize you were making a joke and they thought you were serious, and were sympathizing with your withdrawal symptoms of OMG gasp not running for a DAY!!
Maybe they laughed on the way home. You might be right…maybe they thought I had a real problem…maybe they could catch something from me. I am sure I caught them off guard.
By: Rachel on October 29, 2009
at 1:52 pm
Haha, I think that’s funny! I like running because it gives me a moment of solitary reflection in the day. Because I enjoy running alone, I haven’t looked into running groups or partners, though perhaps finding a good running buddy would enhance the experience…?
This is a pretty big area and the group has some kind of event every day…even every morning and evening. All sorts of different things. I think I am going to end up using it for comedy material though…because I do that with everything.
By: Yasmin on October 29, 2009
at 2:24 pm
I like brussel sprouts. Maybe I should try hill running.
NOBODY likes them…nice try.
By: territerri on October 29, 2009
at 6:35 pm
I would have laughed out loud at that…actually I did at my computer…and I am going to go tellit tomy husband…
Anyway…still not sure what to do about my hamstring…my husband being a doc and all is clueless as well. He is thinking sciatica (sp)…but it only hurts when I run…I can lunge, jump and stretch…
Any ideas? I want to run a half in April…I need to start training in Jan…help…
Since I just ignore pain…and swelling…I am not a good source of advice.
By: Liz on October 29, 2009
at 9:20 pm
Oh dear, sounds like they take themselves far too seriously!
And yeah, the hills do make a big difference, going in both directions!
It is actually harder on the knees to go down…at least for me.
By: Rock Chef on October 30, 2009
at 5:09 am
Maybe, knowing who you are, you should look for another group. A friend of mine in DC run with a group of hashers. They do their running THEN get down to business: drinking.
http://half-mind.com/contactsnew/p_listcountry1.php
Quite a group.
By: boundandgags on October 30, 2009
at 10:18 am
Can you give me (and, indirectly, the husband) a kick in the ass every day? I haven’t announced it yet, but we’re about to start marathon training….
My advice is to take it slowly…
By: Jessica on October 30, 2009
at 8:52 pm