A recent (like now) event after a morning run and a trip to the gym made my brain head in this direction after a healthy from a friend and the author of Laments and Observations…
So, I bring you, sung to the tune of “Free Fallin’” by Tom Petty…
VERSE 1
It’s a weird day, thinkin’ bout baseball
Cause I left my boxers in the living room
Gotta be sure not to get excited
And to wipe well in case I gotta poo
VERSE 2
It’s a weird feelin’ rubbin’ on my inseam
There’s a callus formin’ on my ball
It really hurt when it got stuck in my zipper
Almost as much as gettin’ it back out
And I’m free…free ballin’
Yeah I’m free…free ballin’
VERSE 3
There’s a stain where I accidently dribbled
Spilled a water to cover up the mess
Everyone is staring for all the wrong reasons
But it kinda feels nice when I shake my leg
CHORUS
And I’m free…free ballin’
Yeah I’m free…free ballin’
Free ballin’, now
I’m a, free ballin’, now
I’m a Free ballin’, now
I’m a, free ballin’, now
I’m a free ballin’
VERSE 4
I got arrested for walkin’ near a bus stop
They thought I was lookin’ for a date
Gonna free ball for the next six months
Cuttin’ grass with the weekend crew…
And I’m free…free ballin’
Yeah I’m free…free ballin’
I got nothing…
Sorry. That’s my problem too…
By: looksgoodinpolkadots on November 4, 2009
at 2:21 pm
I went to get dressed at the gym and realized that I had forgotten something that I needed…my drawers.
You know…Your comments are always the best. Your intelligence AND sharp wit is evident every time you comment on here. Please come back. Maybe you could even father my next child for me…
By: morethananelectrician on November 4, 2009
at 2:25 pm
Let’s record it for the upcoming MTAE album!
It is only my second parody…my first was “Bringing Dorky Back”
By: Adam Riggins on November 4, 2009
at 2:33 pm
Steve! Have I got a guitar player for you! Sure, he speaks to naked guys no where near a roof but I think he’ll fit in.
I will have to cure him of that…but he could wear his skinny jeans.
By: boundandgags on November 4, 2009
at 3:26 pm
That seam does feel weird.
You aren’t supposed to tell everyone you’re feeling the seam on the inside of MY pants.
By: Taoist Biker on November 4, 2009
at 3:42 pm
For years, I’ve been working on “Pee Fallin’” everytime I hear this song on the radio.
“It’s Pee….pee fallin’” I think it would work.
By: whatigotsofar on November 4, 2009
at 4:08 pm
This made my day, even though once that song is in my head it usually doesn’t leave for several months.
Not to break into another song but…”You’re my inspiration…”
By: Kimmothy on November 4, 2009
at 4:18 pm
Oh dear gawd.
*singing while punching himself in the temple* I wanna have you near me! I wanna have you hear me SAYYYYAAAAAAAYYYY….
By: Taoist Biker on November 4, 2009
at 5:13 pm
I was banging my head on the desk…
By: morethananelectrician on November 4, 2009
at 5:22 pm
This song provides such a visual effect! I’m not sure it’s a good thing for me to be picturing… ummm…. your….. ummm… you know… I just…. really shouldn’t be thinking this hard about…. umm…. what you’re not….. ummmm….
I gotta go….
Hey…hey…I can’t have ladies thinking about ANYTHING down there. I am trying to hide any “action” taking place in that region. We can’t have anything moving down there.
By: territerri on November 4, 2009
at 4:40 pm
That was hilarious! Love that autocommentary too.
Don’t see how you could get much more out of simply forgetting your underwear. I bet Tom Petty himself would be HAPPY to record these lyrics!
Tomorrow is about not finding any toilet paper…which would probably lead to missing underwear again.
By: David on November 4, 2009
at 5:18 pm
I knew it wouldn’t take you long to bring this one to the crapper, MTAE! You make me proud with the speed and directness of your decline!
By: boundandgags on November 4, 2009
at 6:31 pm
I aim to please with my consistency!!!!
By: morethananelectrician on November 4, 2009
at 6:33 pm
Whoa… damn, I’m drawing a blank here.
By: shmode on November 4, 2009
at 11:52 pm
Does it really feel good when you shake your leg?? Damn, we women are missing out big style.
By: suzy2110 on November 5, 2009
at 11:06 am
That was BAD!
Going to be humming it all the way home!
By: Rock Chef on November 5, 2009
at 12:55 pm
Now I have that song stuck in my head – along with the visual. HMMMMMmmmm
By: steppingthru on November 5, 2009
at 5:27 pm
hhmmm…….and I came back for THIS?? LOL
By: Midlife Slices on November 6, 2009
at 11:37 am